- Dogs! Man's best friend, made even better!
- Cats! Purr with power!
- Fish! No longer the most boring pets ever!
- Llamas! Now the spit has magical healing properties!
- Lizards! Because we all know only good things happen when you give lizards special powers!
- Snakes! Scaly, slithery, and super-psionic, these are the best snakes yet.
- Hamsters! They're cute! Did you know they can spit flame?
- Bunnies! Hopping is cool... dimension-hopping is even cooler!
- Mice! Who needs cheese when you feed off the collective dreams of the global consciousness?
- Birds! You'll be flying high when your parrot learns to talk... via mind waves!
2008: Year of the Evolved Pet
Happy New Years from all of us here at Magic Vials. We're certain that in 2008 millions of pet-owners will be blown away by the tremendous power and value that Magic Vials Pet Enhancing Solution can provide!
December 4, 2007
Performance Enhancing Solution now shipping!
Just in time for Christmas, Magic Vials Performance Enhancing Solution is now shipping and available for purchase! Act now!
Apologies to Psychic Bunny
In accordance with the terms of our out of court settlement, we are posting the following retraction:
On January 15th, 2008, Magic Vials Holding Company, PLC regretfully mailed out a postcard with erroneous information regarding Psychic Bunny LLC, in which we claimed that Psychic Bunny was one of our valued customers, which is unfortunately untrue. The error was entirely unintentional, and we apologize for any harm we have caused Psychic Bunny and its employees.
In addition to this retraction, they have asked us to post a link to their explanation video.
For more information about Psychic Bunny, visit psychicbunny.com.
TESTIMONIALS
“When I begged my parents to buy me a pet snake, I thought I was going to get an anaconda, not something that was going to sleep all day in the aquarium. Thanks to MAGIC VIALS, I have a levitating snake, and now Jenny will go out with me.”
Jimmy, 15, student“Now my pet chamelion can change colors and temporal dimensions.”
Phil, 32, writer“I haven’t believed in magic for over thirty-five years, but ever since our pet chihuahua started helping our children with their homework, I can say I’m a believer!”
Margot, 43, crossing guard
