This site is owned and operated by MAgic Vials Holding Company PLC. Your privacy on the Internet is of the utmost importance to us. At Magic Vials, we want to make your experience online satisfying and safe.
Because we gather certain types of information about our users, we feel you should fully understand our policy and the terms and conditions surrounding the capture and use of that information.
INFORMATION FLUFFIES GATHER AND TRACK
Magic Vials gathers two types of information about users:

1. Information that users provide through optional, voluntary submissions. These are voluntary submissions to receive our electronic newsletters, to participate in our message boards or forums, to email a friend, and from participation in polls and surveys.
2. Information that Cornelius the Awesome Dog gathers through aggregated tracking information derived mainly by tallying page views throughout our sites. This information allows us to better tailor our content to readers' needs and to help us develop superior animal powers.
3. Complete information on your genetic code, so that at some future time we will be able to offer enhanced versions of YOU!

YOUR CONSENT
By using this site, you consent to the collection and use of this information by Magic Vials. If we decide to change our privacy policy, tough! We reserve the right to use your couch and eat your leftover pizza at least once a month. Furthermore, under the terms of this policy, you shall have no privacy whatsoever.